C'mon Andy tell them the truth

Yeah we didn't talk much but in between headjobs and arsefucks I mentioned the word blog and you let your little fingers do the walking after they did some good fucking.

A few thank yous!

Fark, I have had 500 hits in 2 days, nothing like a good fucktuddle to get everyone active.

It seems that I have people visiting from Kick and Scream, buckfuddle, Guruann, more australian ramblings, and piss and vinegar (someone is actually imitating me)

I just lerve being so popular

Blogger farked up!

Sorry friends, I haven't been able to post to my blog, my puta just kept timing out, do worry, I'll be back with a vengance, just a little bit of study to be done with my mate Alex, and maybe a bit of bonking.

It's all Greek to me

Just realised my mate Nick set my time formats to read in Greek. Now whilst I like Nick, I don't what any of his wog cultchure on this Blog, so it will be set to Australian time from now on.

Anthony did good on tonights Idol, for a wog, anyway. The 2 C's are too bloody fat for their own good, I tell ya, they should do what I did to loose weight, became an anorexic, I did, and look at me now.

I just had to drop back in

I found the bitch that is makin fun of my name some little slut called Jess, she reckons she knows a bit about cultchure, well, I'll tell her something, I am cultchure personified, I only listen to cutcheral stuff like Jet and Robbie Williams, and I don't whatch any of the shite that she mentions on her site, except Idol.

Just back from Dinner

Popped down to Toorak Rd and grabbed a bit of Sushi, no commoner food for me, I just can't understand how people could find Bangers and Mash appetising, for fark sake, only smoked salmon and cavier for this lass.

I have now thought better of shaving my twat, I am going to go for the full Brazillian, with pics as well so stay posted.

Someone has finally found me, I was feelin a bit lonely there for a while but Alex has found me. Me and Alex go way back, he was really impressed by my ravings on my old blog that I had to discontinue due to it's popularity.

Should I give Andy a call and thank him for all the fun I have had today, or should I just wait until later in the week when I meet up with him and give him a good spank and head job.

Oh and I haven't yet started on my good friend Marieke, she and I have just so much in common that I could go on for hours. That will have to wait cause I only allow myself one "commoner" show per week and I have to watch Idol.

I am in such a fuckin whirlwind!

So many people have endeared themselves to me, but I'm not happy, someone is callin me Miranda Hairy Branson, or something to that effect, but in my blogging whirlwind I can't find the friggin link again.

I just let them know that I am not hairy, in fact I am going to shave my twat just so I may get a chance to meet Darp.

I hate people makin fun of my name, I can't help it if Daddy owns an airline.

Now listen Darling!

Don't go lettin that editor of your publish any of the dribble you will get from the outa control lefty bloggers like this prick. Just keep on defendin my honour, you are doing a great job, and I will ensure your endevours are rewarded.

Fuck I am great!

Everyone is talking about me, some nice boy that shaves his balls even wrote a poem about me, I feel so good I could cum on John Howards face.

Oh he really does luv me!

Thanks Darling